How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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