a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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