- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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