A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Homo say what?

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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no rasist joks

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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