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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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