- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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