- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Chris is hairy

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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