- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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