- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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