- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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