What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

12 in general

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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