I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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