- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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