A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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