- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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