- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

I named my son ps2 controller

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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