- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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