When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I have a really funny joke.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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