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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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