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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Weaner

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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