You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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