- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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