Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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I am a mime

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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