Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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