Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

so today i took a poop. hehe

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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