- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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