- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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