- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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