- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

like if your cool

Why? Because.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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