- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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