knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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