- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

noah is a scrub jungle

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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