Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

the economy.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

woman's rights

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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