What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

a man checks his mypsace

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Andoni was here

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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