- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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