knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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