- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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