- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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