2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Michael Brown

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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