Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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