- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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