- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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