What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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