What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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