One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Good job, son.

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