- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

hola said the chinese man

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are flowers.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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