- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock knock It's open, come in

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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