Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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