How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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