- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Cripples are lame.

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