What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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