- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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