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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

69.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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