- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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