I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Golf.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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