- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

All of these jokes are about white people

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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