- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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