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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Cripples are lame.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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