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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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