Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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