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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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