- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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