- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I'm hungry.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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