- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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