Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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