Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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