- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

a man checks his mypsace

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Andoni was here

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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