- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

An anti-joke

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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