What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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