Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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No it doesnt..

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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