knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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