Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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