- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Get on the boat.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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