- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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