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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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