Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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