Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

women's rights.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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