A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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