- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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