What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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