A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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69

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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