- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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