There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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feminism

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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my penis

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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