- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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