- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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