Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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