What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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