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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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