Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Ross.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

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