Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Anti Joke

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