- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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