- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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