What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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