- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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