- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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