Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

i saw amango it splootered

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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