- Anti Joke

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's brown an sticky Shit

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

my penis

u know whats a crime? rape

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.