What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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