- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Cripples are lame.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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