- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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