What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I'm homeless.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

AIDS

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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