- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Killing your friend as a joke.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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