- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

race-car = rac-ecar

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..