- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

batman farted so hes retarded

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

And you honored it I see :P

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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