- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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