A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Men's rights

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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