whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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