- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

My spelling is horrible

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Manchester City

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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