- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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