You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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