But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Feminism

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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