Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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