knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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