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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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