- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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