Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

someone called someone else a frog

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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