Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Jesus Christ

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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