A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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