A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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