- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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