12/23/2012

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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