Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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