why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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