- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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