- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally