- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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