A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

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