- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Jesus Christ

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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