What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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