there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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