- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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