- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Women.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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