- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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