- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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