- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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