A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How old are you? 7

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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