Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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