- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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