- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Chris is hairy

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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