What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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