How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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