Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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star wars kid

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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