- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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