Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Michael Brown

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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