what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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womens rights

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

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