A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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