- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

steven hawking walks into a bar

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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