2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Ross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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