Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Anti Joke

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