- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Ross.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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