- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

a black man pays his child support

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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