- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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