- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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