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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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