- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Get on the boat.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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