A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

roses are red poo is poo

Obama = ebola

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

bite me

Urban ghettos

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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